Grammar is “important”

It’s bad enough when I pick up my dog from the groomer to find he’s wearing a bandana that says “Peju” on it, but I really do expect more from the pharmacy where I fill my family’s prescriptions.

Three explanations.

  1. Someone clued Walgreens into the fact that we’re actually in the witness protection program and that my daughter’s real name is Elizabeth. DAMMIT. Now we have to move again.
  2. Walgreens either thinks this cough syrup is for me or that’s it for no one and the only reason I filled it was so I could finally start running that meth lab out of my garage.
  3. Someone at the pharmacy counter got a C- in high school English.

Probably 1, right?

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